The Official Cool & Funny One Liner's Collection!

Ever been a victim of extremely funny one liners that you could sue for assault for causing you so much pain through laughing?

Or perhaps cool one liners that were so cool it could save the world from global warming? (i know, bad try haha)

Well, this page is dedicated to collecting all those one liners and cool responses!
Go To : Funny & Cool One Liners

Go To : Funny & Cool Responses

Here's the format to submit cool one liners :D

Example:

-On being scolded by someone-
You : Now now, anger is just misdirected passion.

-On being asked if you were jealous of someone-
You : Jealousy imples i can't have something i want.

For cool responses, the format is simple : state the situation and the dialogue.

Example:

-Following the signing of a ball by Ronaldinho-
Boy : It's a Ronaldinho signed ball!
Father : So?
Boy : That's like having a bible signed by.. Him!

-When asked by your friends to talk to a beautiful girl-
Guy 1 : Why don't you talk to her then?
Guy 2 : Talk to her?! Would you talk to the rainbow, or the sunet?!

-When asked by a girl whether you were staring at her butt-
Girl : Were you staring at my butt?!
Guy : Well, no, your butt is in my staring space so technically, it's staring at me.

You get the idea (:

Simply navigate your way to the different categories, mainly

Funny & Cool One Liners

Funny & Cool Responses

and leave your comment there. I'll then update accordingly. (:

Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

Tags: funny and cool one liners, funny and cool responses, cool one liners, cool responses, funny one liners, funny responses