Funny & Cool One Liners

This post is dedicated to all the funny & cool one liners out there (: If you can add a video (hard but possible) on where you got the one liner from, it would do real good too.

For now, here are a couple i've found while watching videos and wandering around in my life. (:

-When asked if you are having problems communicating with your loved one-
You : We do talk, a lot of it just goes unspoken.

-When asked if you are jealous about something-
You : Jealousy implies i can't have something i want.

-On other couples being romantic at restaurants-
You : Did you order foreplay? I didn't order foreplay.

-When you're asking people whether they have seen someone-
You : Have you seen Phil? Or at least a blood trail that could lead to Phil?

-After listening to a boring speech-
You : And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

-On telling people your motivated personality-
You : Never give up, is what i always tell my friends, and they keep telling me to stop telling them but i can't, as that would be giving up.

-When someone has been let down by his family-
You : While your biological family has failed you, fear not, you have me, your.. surrogate family.

Here are a few of the funny and cool one liners i have discovered, will add more as they come by!
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Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

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