Funny & Cool Responses

This post is dedicated to all the funny & cool responses out there (: If you can add a video (hard but possible) on where you got the one liner from, it would do real good too.

For now, here are a couple i've found while watching videos and wandering around in my life. (:


-When trying to start a conversation-
You : Hey i made tea.
Guy : I don't want it.
You : I didn't make tea for you
Guy : Then why you tell me?!
You : Conversation starter.
Guy : That's lousy.
You : We'll, we're conversing now, check mate.

-When someone is panicking-
Guy : Erm.. Erm..
You : I'm no expert on meditation, but if you're trying to calm yourself down, i believe the word is "Ohm.."

-When someone praises you on your choice of present for your loved one-
Guy : Diamond ear rings, nice!
You : Yeah, she dropped a couple of hints of what she wanted.. but i wasn't listening so i got here these.

-When your friend says he has a girlfriend-
Guy : I got a girlfriend
You : Aww, you can't call the posters in your room your girlfriends!

-When your friend asks you does he look okay after a girl drops him some signals-
Guy : Do i look okay?
You : She waved at you and smiled, clearly her standards aren't that high so don't worry!

-When you're pissed at someone who was absent for an event-
You : Where would you have been that is more important that bowling night?
Guy : I was..
You : It was a rhetorical question, there's nothing more important than bowling night!

-When asked whether you did your homework-
Teacher : Did you do your homework?
You : Yes
Teacher : Then what's 8 x 4
You : Yes, that's one of the questions.

-On having a rare item signed by someone popular-
You : This is a Ronaldinho signed ball!
Guy : So?
You : That's like having a bible signed by.. H..im..

-When your friend asks you to talk to someone you like but you're shy to-
Guy : Why don't you talk to her?
You : Talk to her? Would you talk to the rainbow, or the sunset?!

-When a girl asks if you're staring at her butt/anything else-
Girl : Are you staring at my butt?
You : Well, no, your butt is in my staring place so technically, it's staring at me.


Here are a few of the funny and cool responses i have discovered, will add more as they come by!
Now, your turn! Comment below and i'll add it in with your name attached (:

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Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

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