The Official Cool & Funny One Liner's Collection!

>> Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Ever been a victim of extremely funny one liners that you could sue for assault for causing you so much pain through laughing?

Or perhaps cool one liners that were so cool it could save the world from global warming? (i know, bad try haha)

Well, this page is dedicated to collecting all those one liners and cool responses!
Go To : Funny & Cool One Liners

Go To : Funny & Cool Responses

Here's the format to submit cool one liners :D

Example:

-On being scolded by someone-
You : Now now, anger is just misdirected passion.

-On being asked if you were jealous of someone-
You : Jealousy imples i can't have something i want.

For cool responses, the format is simple : state the situation and the dialogue.

Example:

-Following the signing of a ball by Ronaldinho-
Boy : It's a Ronaldinho signed ball!
Father : So?
Boy : That's like having a bible signed by.. Him!

-When asked by your friends to talk to a beautiful girl-
Guy 1 : Why don't you talk to her then?
Guy 2 : Talk to her?! Would you talk to the rainbow, or the sunet?!

-When asked by a girl whether you were staring at her butt-
Girl : Were you staring at my butt?!
Guy : Well, no, your butt is in my staring space so technically, it's staring at me.

You get the idea (:

Simply navigate your way to the different categories, mainly

Funny & Cool One Liners

Funny & Cool Responses

and leave your comment there. I'll then update accordingly. (:

Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

Funny & Cool Responses

This post is dedicated to all the funny & cool responses out there (: If you can add a video (hard but possible) on where you got the one liner from, it would do real good too.

For now, here are a couple i've found while watching videos and wandering around in my life. (:

-When trying to start a conversation-
You : Hey i made tea.
Guy : I don't want it.
You : I didn't make tea for you
Guy : Then why you tell me?!
You : Conversation starter.
Guy : That's lousy.
You : We'll, we're conversing now, check mate.

-When someone is panicking-
Guy : Erm.. Erm..
You : I'm no expert on meditation, but if you're trying to calm yourself down, i believe the word is "Ohm.."

-When someone praises you on your choice of present for your loved one-
Guy : Diamond ear rings, nice!
You : Yeah, she dropped a couple of hints of what she wanted.. but i wasn't listening so i got here these.

-When your friend says he has a girlfriend-
Guy : I got a girlfriend
You : Aww, you can't call the posters in your room your girlfriends!

-When your friend asks you does he look okay after a girl drops him some signals-
Guy : Do i look okay?
You : She waved at you and smiled, clearly her standards aren't that high so don't worry!

-When you're pissed at someone who was absent for an event-
You : Where would you have been that is more important that bowling night?
Guy : I was..
You : It was a rhetorical question, there's nothing more important than bowling night!

-When asked whether you did your homework-
Teacher : Did you do your homework?
You : Yes
Teacher : Then what's 8 x 4
You : Yes, that's one of the questions.

-On having a rare item signed by someone popular-
You : This is a Ronaldinho signed ball!
Guy : So?
You : That's like having a bible signed by.. H..im..

-When your friend asks you to talk to someone you like but you're shy to-
Guy : Why don't you talk to her?
You : Talk to her? Would you talk to the rainbow, or the sunset?!

-When a girl asks if you're staring at her butt/anything else-
Girl : Are you staring at my butt?
You : Well, no, your butt is in my staring place so technically, it's staring at me.

Here are a few of the funny and cool responses i have discovered, will add more as they come by!
Now, your turn! Comment below and i'll add it in with your name attached (:

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Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

Funny & Cool One Liners

This post is dedicated to all the funny & cool one liners out there (: If you can add a video (hard but possible) on where you got the one liner from, it would do real good too.

For now, here are a couple i've found while watching videos and wandering around in my life. (:

-When asked if you are having problems communicating with your loved one-
You : We do talk, a lot of it just goes unspoken.

-When asked if you are jealous about something-
You : Jealousy implies i can't have something i want.

-On other couples being romantic at restaurants-
You : Did you order foreplay? I didn't order foreplay.

-When you're asking people whether they have seen someone-
You : Have you seen Phil? Or at least a blood trail that could lead to Phil?

-After listening to a boring speech-
You : And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

-On telling people your motivated personality-
You : Never give up, is what i always tell my friends, and they keep telling me to stop telling them but i can't, as that would be giving up.

-When someone has been let down by his family-
You : While your biological family has failed you, fear not, you have me, your.. surrogate family.

Here are a few of the funny and cool one liners i have discovered, will add more as they come by!
Now, your turn! Comment below and i'll add it in with your name attached (:

Subscribe to our feed and join our facebook fan page so you won't miss out on any kickass one liner updates (: Alternatively, you could always follow us on twitter. (:

Retweet and Facebook share to spread the love!

Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

The Official Cool & Funny One Liner's Collection!